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I also saw a lot of videos of UFOs. I mean what the heck has been going on over that chip? This is me, because I'm here. These UFOs keep coming to Earth, and it made me think of an idea for a movie. Sounds dumb, but hear me out and my movie idea. We find out that these aliens are originally from Earth, that they're from an ancient civilization that achieved stellar travel and left the Earth thousands of years ago. They go to some other planet, and things go terribly for them on the other planet, so they come back to Earth, saying that they want to claim the Earth for their very own. It's pretty good, I call it 'Space Juice'. Space Juice, all right. It's gonna get worse than that, hang in there. It's gonna get way worse than that.
Juneteenth is a strange holiday, isn't it? It commemorates when black people in Texas and other areas of the country first found out they were free. But remember, they were free when they found out, they just didn't know it yet. A very, very interesting holiday. You know, I learned something this past Juneteenth. There was a story, a true story, about a black man who was in South Carolina during slavery. Somehow, he got granted his freedom by his so-called master, and when his master granted him his freedom, he also gave him a plot of land. It turns out, his brother was brilliant and had a good eye and knack for farming, and he farmed this plot of land very successfully and made a lot of money. And this is where the story gets crazy. When he got all that money, you've heard this before, this is a true story. Not only was he a slave owner, he became a slave breeder and employed tactics that were so cruel, even white slave owners were like, 'Yo, my man, he's a wild dude.' But he did it just because that's what successful people did at the time, and he just wanted to be down. What a tragedy. How can a person that went through slavery perpetrate the same, even when a person that looks just like him? And shockingly, they're making a movie about it. Ironically, it's called 'Space Juice'. Space Juice.